Optimistic first-year Comm/Law student Stephen Lee was seen purchasing a 24-pack of Durex condoms today at the lower campus IGA store at UNSW.
When asked for comment, Mr Lee claimed that he had heard stories from friends about the debauchery at the notorious annual trip, and didn’t want to turn up unprepared.
“I mean I’m definitely going to be slaying, and I don’t want to get to night two and realise that I’ve run out of rubbers, so I thought I should get the bigger box,” said Mr Lee.
“Plus, this way maybe if some of my mates get lucky, I can help them out too,” he added, before clarifying, “Nah, they’re all too ugly to pick up. Especially when I’m around.”
When asked for comment, The UNSW Business Society said whilst they promoted both widespread networking at the camp and safe sex, they hoped that students would be respectful in their relations, and wouldn’t do anything they might regret.